I went to the grocery store today. Upon opening the car door, I was faced with a strange something lying on the cold, snowy pavement. I tried to take a picture with my cell phone, but all I got was this:
What do you mean you don’t know what this is?!
The mystery object was...some....thing.....
It looked something like a plantain, but there was no knobby bits at the end.
No one is that desperate for sausage. Except maybe the homeless. Now I feel bad.
Anyhow, it was probably either a malformed plantain, or a sausage of unusual shape and/or destruction.
But I prefer to think it was this: