Some one inherited Mommy’s love of kitsch!
Ready to peruse this blast-from-the-past? Here we go!
See Dick... bounce a ball with no shadow, bending the laws of light at will.
Is it a mystery orb? A massive drop of blood? A flying tomato?
Only time will tell.
Women in the 50’s wore housecoats, not bathrobes. Look it up.
See Jane... beat little Sally with a golf umbrella.
Show no mercy.
See Jane... strangle Spot with the red ribbon.
See Sally... dress-up like the Grim Reaper. Of Clowns.
Where’s my scythe?
To its credit, many a youth learned to read from "Dick and Jane," and its cute-but-disturbing illustrations. Not nearly as offensive as Betty Crocker, but funny nonetheless.