Preschooler has been a bit obsessed with change lately. Change, that is, for her piggy bank.
“Mommy, I found a coin! Can I put it in my piggy bank?” she asks.
I’m a bit surprised she realizes coins mean anything at all. Husband and I pay with cash once in a blue moon. I’m not even sure that she’s seen us make an entire purchase, from start to finish, with cash only.
Her entire knowledge of currency, and the economy in general, is based on the fact that Dora and her ilk sometimes collect “coins” to purchase things like ice cream cones.
She’s pretty happy just to let the change accumulate in her piggy bank, as am I. I’m glad she’s content enough at this small age to not really understand money, nor to feel like she needs it in her life. All too soon she’ll reach an age where she starts haggling over allowance, to squander it foolishly or save it fiendishly.
Even I still keep a change jar, squirreling away the (admittedly few) pennies and dimes that come my way. So in honor of this, and Monday Listicles, here is a list of what I’d change had I enough change to do so:
1) My carpet would be spotlessly clean, because my personal pot-bellied pig would eat up the food scraps that would otherwise be ground into my already trashed carpet. His name would be Sir Geoffrey, The Clean.
2) I’d buy more books. Mine are lonely.
3) I’d hire a maid to clean just my bathrooms. It would be a challenge to them; something to beef up their resume. I’d be doing them a favor.
4) There would be world peace. I think I’m obligated to say this.
5) I’d enlist the services of a personal trainer. I’d actually love this. The best motivation for me to get my butt to the gym is by feeling like I’d be disappointing someone by not attending. Disappointing myself doesn’t cut it, mostly because I also love sitting on my butt and eating cookies. Speaking of which, I successfully made chocolate chip cookies yesterday. BEHOLD, MY COOKIE-MAKING PROWESS!!
6) I’d own own elephant. Or a pony. Same thing, if you think about it.
But that’s it. I don’t want this wish list to get too extravagant. I refuse to dream the impossible dream.
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*For an awesome post that IS about hobos, check out this gem by Snappy Surprise. It's extra cheesy.