I've never been one to make a new year's resolution. It would be setting myself up for failure, and I don't need yet another reason to be depressed. Plus, change is disturbing and hard. Status quo for the win!
Still, this year I feel compelled to resolve some things. So here is a list of things I resolve to do, along with the reasons I'll fail to accomplish these lofty goals. Hey, I'm just keeping it real.
1) Lose weight.
Ummmm.... have you tasted food? It's delicious!
2) Drink less coffee.
It would be like Night Of The Living Dead, but with less brains and more yelling.
3) Stop swearing.
4) Blog more frequently.
Hey, I've been doing fewer stupid things to write about. I'm not about to buck that trend.
5) Yell less.
NOW WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!
So there you have it. Five new year's resolution that I'll fail to accomplish. Now THAT's a resolution I can keep!