How Could I NOT Write About Pajama Jeans?!

Ever since I was a teenager, jeans have been the mainstay of my wardrobe.  I wear them everywhere.  Grocery store = jeans.  Office = jeans.  Party = jeans.  The only times I will not wear jeans are at court (something about the idea of competent representation) and weddings (something about not wanting to look like everybody’s redneck cousin.)

My love of jeans is buttressed by my love of yoga pants.  I wear yoga pants while cleaning, lounging around the house, and exercising - pretty much anywhere I can get away with not wearing jeans.

But, I also wear my yoga pants as pajamas.  And the longer I stay at home, the harder it is to walk the line between wearing yoga pants during the day, and just plain staying in my pajamas all day. 

Apparently I’m not the only one with this problem.

Enter....Pajama Jeans!!



Wow, it's jeans and yoga pants all in one!  I’d never have to change my pants again! And for only $39.95? How can I NOT buy these? 

But then....what if their website is internet version of buying jeans out of someone’s trunk? I’d better look for some reviews.

Oh look! Pajama Jeans thought of that too!  They created a website just for reviews of their product!  Annndddd...there’s one review.

Sara says: I don't even own a pair and already I think these are wonderful.WOW!!!”

Thanks Sara, but I feel like I need to get some more information.  I’ll click this link called “contact” to find out how to get in touch with a customer service representative.

Oh dear.  There is no customer service number.  There’s only a mysterious form email.  Who exactly am I contacting here? It probably doesn’t matter.  I’m sure Pajama Jeans, like God, are all-knowing and ever-present.

I guess that settles that.  I’ll just go get my credit card, and....

Wait a minute!  Why should I pay $39.95 for Pajama Jeans...

...When I can pay $59.99 for the same Pajama Jeans!!

Heyyyy.... Why should I buy Pajama Jeans at all when I can get a hooded sweatshirt that ends in footie pajamas?

No - wait -

SOLD!

Note: I am in no way affiliated with the fine folks at Pajama Jeans, even though I should be, because my giant ass would be a great testimony to the rugged durability of their dermasoft denim.  Their loss. 

Edited to add: I attempted to close the Pajama Jeans Review window, and was met with the following message: 

If I clicked "ok" I simply got the same message over and over.  So I clicked "cancel" and was led to...a blank page.  Stay classy, Pajama Jeans!