Overheard while waiting in line at the pharmacy:
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-....I want to be sedated!
In my head (original meaning of the song notwithstanding): Sedated? And I’m waiting in line to refill my sleeping pills! BWAHAHAHA!!
A week or so later, in the same pharmacy:
When I was a child, I had a fever....
In my head (again, original meaning of the song notwithstanding): Fever? Giggle,giggle, snort. This pharmacy rocks. Why isn’t any one else smiling? Am I the only one who thinks this?
Later on, at the shoe store...
'Cause it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass.
Walkin’ on, walkin’ on broken gla-a-ass.
Walkin’ on, walkin’ on broken gla-a-ass.
In my head: BWAHAHA!!! And everybody’s trying on high heels!
Out loud (to my shopping companion): This is hilarious!
Shopping companion: What are you talking about?
Me: This song! And we’re in a shoe store!
Shopping companion: Huh? Oh - yeah.
I guess it is just me. Carry on.
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