Conversation with Preschooler at 3:30 in the afternoon:
Her: Can I put on my pajamas?
Me: Sure, why not?
Preschooler puts on her pajamas.
Her: Is it dark yet?
Me: No, hon, putting on your pajamas won’t make nighttime come any sooner.
Her: Yes it will!
I don’t even know why I’m having this conversation.