Saturday, May 14, 2011

News From The Internet's Foremost Expert On Locusts

For your reading pleasure, I present some of the searches people performed whereby they stumbled across my blog.

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

begging the answer
Thank God!

Who am I judge?

Errrrr... now this is getting creepy.

vampire band aids
Some one should patent these. 

what to comment on a preschooler drawings
Make sure you address their take on dimension and color composition, as well as emotions invoked.  Preschoolers appreciate constructive criticism.

i hereby officially proclaim that you are a good host and a good cook
Why thank you!

I post one picture of a locust and suddenly I’m some sort of locust expert.  I can’t be everything to every one, you know.

dung beetles

See locust.

cindy lauper motherhood
Well, I have two girls and they just wanna have fun.  This is pertinent.

zebra eats face
I see you visited Satan’s Animal Conservation Center.

toddler floss teeth
Good luck with this! 

toddler shakes head while watching tv
Your kid is just trying to mess with you.  Trust me on this.

names for dead squirrels

Listen to your heart. 

my sleeping pills aren't working
Mine either.  Want to get together and play ping-pong or something?

ikea, empathy dimension
Since shopping at Ikea is like visiting a parallel universe, there probably is an empathy dimension to complement our own dick-head dimension.

where to buy pajama jeans 

band aid porn 
Rule 43 strikes again.

And finally...

a butter icing is like a favorite cotton dress
Only if you’re one of those ladies that jump out of cakes at bachelor parties.

This post has been lovelinked at lovelinks #7


Nicole said...

All pretty fabulous, but "listen to your heart" brought the chuckles out.

mom2kiddos said...

This is SO funnY! Love the locust, dung beetles and zebra eats face! ??? I got a weird search once from the Middle East "How to put garlic on baby's chest"

Dwija {House Unseen} said...

Oh my gosh....dying!!!! Hahahaha! "toddler floss teeth---> good luck with this": awesome :)

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

@Nicole - I'm still stuck on WHY. Why name a dead squirrel, WHY?

@mom2kiddos - why garlic? Is there a vampire epidemic that I'm not aware of?

@Dwija - I can barely brush my toddler's teeth and there are people out there concerned about flossing?! That's hardcore.

Stasha said...

You my dear are made! Congratulations.

mominrome said...

This post is so cool
It's always very interesting to see which ways brought people to you....

maybe not...
Yes! It is! :)

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

@Stasha - Thanks!

@mominrome - people are crazy!

Handflapper said...

Since you are such a good host and good cook and never sleep, when can I come over? I love ping pong.

Marianna Annadanna said...

These are hilarious, I'm concerned about the epidemic of pajama jeans though. I hope that person was steered away by your post.

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

@Handflapper - only if you promise to bring wine slushies!

@Marianna - the funny thing is, I get at least 1 search a week for just plain "pajama jeans." This epidemic must be stopped!

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

This is so funny! I laughed out loud. I love that people find mine when they google "elmo tequila." I mean, whatever it takes, right?

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

@bettyfokker - Thanks!

@mamatrack - Elmo with tequila is probably more entertaining than Elmo without tequila.