For your reading pleasure, I present some of the searches people performed whereby they stumbled across my blog.
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
begging the answer
Who am I judge?
Errrrr... now this is getting creepy.
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Some one should patent these.
what to comment on a preschooler drawings
Make sure you address their take on dimension and color composition, as well as emotions invoked. Preschoolers appreciate constructive criticism.
i hereby officially proclaim that you are a good host and a good cook
Why thank you!
I post one picture of a locust and suddenly I’m some sort of locust expert. I can’t be everything to every one, you know.
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Well, I have two girls and they just wanna have fun. This is pertinent.
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I see you visited Satan’s Animal Conservation Center.
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Good luck with this!
toddler shakes head while watching tv
Your kid is just trying to mess with you. Trust me on this.
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Listen to your heart.
my sleeping pills aren't working
Mine either. Want to get together and play ping-pong or something?
ikea, empathy dimension
Since shopping at Ikea is like visiting a parallel universe, there probably is an empathy dimension to complement our own dick-head dimension.
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band aid porn
Rule 43 strikes again.
a butter icing is like a favorite cotton dress
Only if you’re one of those ladies that jump out of cakes at bachelor parties.
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